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I Wanna Be a Cagefighter

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I'm gonna be a cagefigher,
I train, like, every day.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I can one day get laid.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I can finally wear that thong.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
That's the reason I wrote this song!
HA HA HA!

I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
I'm gonna rule the world.
I'm gonna beat anyone who faces me,
I'm gonna have a hot, hot girl.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I don't have to take your shit.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I can be a giant dick!

[JP:] Brett, What do you want to be?
[Brett:] I wanna be a cowboy on the plains of the wild, wild, west.
[JP:] Well, that sounds like a piece of cow shit, my friend.
Dan, what about you?
[Dan:] I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
[JP:] Dude, I won that title, like, years ago.
Nick, what about you?
[Brutal:] STENOG!
[JP:] Uh...I think you're on the wrong side of the court proceedings there, buddy...
Well, in the end, I think there's nothing you guys can ever be.
Because in the end you should only be -
A cage fighter!
That's right!
HA HA HA!

I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
I'm gonna rule the world.
I'm gonna beat anyone who faces me,
I'm gonna have a hot, hot girl.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I don't have to take your shit.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I can be a giant dick!

[JP:] All right, Brett, what's your second choice?
[Brett:] I wanna be an astronaut and explore the depths of Uranus.
[JP:] That sounds pretty fucking gay, dude...
All right, Dan, what's your second choice?
[Dan:] I wanna be the one percent and not pay any taxes.
[JP:] Yeah, you're sure one percent of SOMETHING, all right.
All right...Nick, what do you want to be?
[Brutal:] STENOG!
[JP:] Well I guess if at first you don't succeed, keep failing and failing time and time again.
Well, in the end, there's only one thing any of you can be...
And that's a cage fighter, my friends!
HA HA HA!

I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
I'm gonna rule the world.
I'm gonna beat anyone who faces me,
I'm gonna have a hot, hot girl.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I don't have to take your shit.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I can have a cowbell solo!
That's right, a cowbell solo, right fucking now, RIGHT NOW!

(cowbell solo)

Uh..uh..uh!
I got a fever...and the only cure...is some more cowbell...
Yeah, give me some more cowbell!
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!

Yeah, CAGE FIGHTER!
Ooh, a CAGE FIGHTER!
[Brett:] CAGE FIGHTER!
[Dan:] Yeah, CAGE FIGHTER!
[Brutal:] STENOG!
[JP:] Really, dude? Ugh.

credits

from Sudden Impact, released October 15, 2013
JP Jason Power: Lead vocals
Dan Cranston: Bass guitar, backing vocals
Nick Brutal: Guitar, backing vocals
Brett Petersen: Drums, backing vocals

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Dynamite Pleasure Chair Albany, New York

4-piece unsigned grunge/metal/punk based out of Albany, NY

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