I'm gonna be a cagefigher,
I train, like, every day.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I can one day get laid.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I can finally wear that thong.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
That's the reason I wrote this song!
HA HA HA!
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
I'm gonna rule the world.
I'm gonna beat anyone who faces me,
I'm gonna have a hot, hot girl.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I don't have to take your shit.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I can be a giant dick!
[JP:] Brett, What do you want to be?
[Brett:] I wanna be a cowboy on the plains of the wild, wild, west.
[JP:] Well, that sounds like a piece of cow shit, my friend.
Dan, what about you?
[Dan:] I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
[JP:] Dude, I won that title, like, years ago.
Nick, what about you?
[Brutal:] STENOG!
[JP:] Uh...I think you're on the wrong side of the court proceedings there, buddy...
Well, in the end, I think there's nothing you guys can ever be.
Because in the end you should only be -
A cage fighter!
That's right!
HA HA HA!
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
I'm gonna rule the world.
I'm gonna beat anyone who faces me,
I'm gonna have a hot, hot girl.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I don't have to take your shit.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I can be a giant dick!
[JP:] All right, Brett, what's your second choice?
[Brett:] I wanna be an astronaut and explore the depths of Uranus.
[JP:] That sounds pretty fucking gay, dude...
All right, Dan, what's your second choice?
[Dan:] I wanna be the one percent and not pay any taxes.
[JP:] Yeah, you're sure one percent of SOMETHING, all right.
All right...Nick, what do you want to be?
[Brutal:] STENOG!
[JP:] Well I guess if at first you don't succeed, keep failing and failing time and time again.
Well, in the end, there's only one thing any of you can be...
And that's a cage fighter, my friends!
HA HA HA!
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
I'm gonna rule the world.
I'm gonna beat anyone who faces me,
I'm gonna have a hot, hot girl.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I don't have to take your shit.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I can have a cowbell solo!
That's right, a cowbell solo, right fucking now, RIGHT NOW!
(cowbell solo)
Uh..uh..uh!
I got a fever...and the only cure...is some more cowbell...
Yeah, give me some more cowbell!
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!
from Sudden Impact,
released October 15, 2013
JP Jason Power: Lead vocals
Dan Cranston: Bass guitar, backing vocals
Nick Brutal: Guitar, backing vocals
Brett Petersen: Drums, backing vocals
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