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I Was Once a Power Ranger

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All right, rangers, IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!
DRAGONZORD!
MASTODON!
PTERODACTYL!
TRICERATOPS!
SABRETOOTH TIGER!
TYRANNOSAURUS!

I was the blue ranger, I was the blue ranger, I was the blue ranger, my name is Billy.
I fought a putty, I fought a putty, I fought a putty, and they all died.
I morphed, I morphed, I morphed, I morphed, I morphed in spandex.
And I was the green ranger, I was the green ranger, I was the green ranger, I had a ponytail.

I was once a power ranger!
And I was a power ranger who knew some kung-fu.
I was once a power ranger!
And I was once better than you!

I was the yellow ranger, I was the yellow ranger, I was the yellow ranger, my name is Trini.
I was a teenager in high school, I was a teenager in high school, I was a teenager in high school, but I'm only 20.
Big head in a bottle, big head in a bottle, big head in a bottle, big blue head in a bottle.
And I was the black ranger, I was the black ranger, I was the black ranger, and I'm a black guy.

I was once a power ranger!
And I was a power ranger who knew some kung-fu.
I was once a power ranger!
And I was once better than you!

I was the red ranger, I was the red ranger, I was the red ranger, my name is Jason.
Monsters on the moon, monsters on the moon, monsters on the moon, there are monsters on the moon.
Gay robot that talked, gay robot that talked, gay robot that talked, there's a gay robot that talked.
And I was the pink ranger, I was the pink ranger, I was the pink ranger, and I'm a hot girl.

I was once a power ranger!
And I was a power ranger who knew some kung-fu.
I was once a power ranger!
And I was once better than you!

GO GO POWER RANGERS!
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
GO GO POWER RANGERS!

credits

from Sudden Impact, released October 15, 2013
JP Jason Power: Lead vocals
Dan Cranston: Bass guitar, backing vocals
Nick Brutal: Lead and rhythm guitar, backing vocals
Brett Petersen: Drums, backing vocals

Inspired by:
"Mighty Morphin Power Rangers" by Haim Saban
"Go Go Power Rangers" by Ron Wasserman

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Dynamite Pleasure Chair Albany, New York

4-piece unsigned grunge/metal/punk based out of Albany, NY

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